Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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P.S. I Love You

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Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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BOO jeans.

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A half cast

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Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.