Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."