Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.