Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.