Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.