What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

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What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

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What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport