What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!