Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself