What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Teach me.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.