Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

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How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists