Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.