What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...