What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.