What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.