How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas