How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Possibility Jokes More Possibility Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.