Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.