Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
Because they are missing two towers.
Shrekmate.
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Because they were mated.
I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!