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Because they were mated.
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
The htc M8. Oi mate
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
Because he's married.
Toowet Towoo
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
They keep saying check, mate.
His first mate.
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He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
His first mate
Because it was Frigid
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
A poodle split in half.
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
OC I think I'm feeling C6
To-mate-toes!
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Oxfam.
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
Brew.
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Cliff.
Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
A start.
A journalist.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
Kung-Pao Chicken.
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.
