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Because they were mated.
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
The htc M8. Oi mate
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
Because he's married.
Toowet Towoo
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
They keep saying check, mate.
His first mate.
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He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
His first mate
Because it was Frigid
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
A poodle split in half.
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
OC I think I'm feeling C6
To-mate-toes!
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Oxfam.
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
To go with the traffic jam.
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
A swallow
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Because he was a fungi
Laying mantises.
The "head" nurse.
She's the one with dirty knees.
