Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.