Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

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What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

What's George Washington's least favorite flower?

Lie-lacs!