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Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because X Marx the spot.
Not enough cement
Fruit of the tomb
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Because deep down they're real nice
Because deep down they're really good people.
Because he's alive.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They BURy it
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Because he was dead!
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Can we just bury this?
Afroturf
They both want to bury their bone.
Buried in the third page of google search results.
A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
Because deep down they're good people.
His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."
My attempts at small talk.
me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
Because you can't bury them in trees !
In a casket.
A: Her batteries were dead.
Coughin'
He died.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Me: You mean after I die, right
Because deep down, they're good people.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
He buried it.
A: Because he's Haydn!
Pete.
Hmm No risk do both.
Because he was dead.
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
Afroturf.
not enough sand.
Because deep down they're good people
A: Because deep down they are really nice.
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Bury a blonde.
Because he was dead
because they're still alive.
If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.
Because the land does not wave back.
A stole.
He Double Gloucester.
A shampoodle
A vegetarian.
The US couldn't stop Stalin.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
Trying to get out of his grave.
By putting flowers on the grave.
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
The registration of the car that ran him over !
Two, and often from the same person.
A: A violator.
