Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

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What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.