What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !