What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.