Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.