Because there's a clock on the stove.
Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
This could use some salt."
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Batman
Because I couldn't find a fake car."
I bought some thyme yesterday.
It goes back for seconds
There's a clock on the stove.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
