Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.