Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."