Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy