What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

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Who is Jay Gatsby's favorite superhero?

Green Lantern. And his least favorite Deadpool.

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.