Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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The can't handle stares.

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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!