Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."