Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.