Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.