What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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What do you call a know-it-all Mexican?

A Solution Manuel

What do you call a Mexican burglar?

Juanted

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*