Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What blod type am I?

Type-O

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's