Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.