Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.