Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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X Jokes More X Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.