Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field