Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.