How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.