How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.