How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH