Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.