When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

Previous Random Joke Next

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How's she now?

Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.