What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

Which do you light first?

The match

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!