What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.