How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Sherlock Jokes More Sherlock Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

Mystery Jokes More Mystery Jokes

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess