Because they're so basic.
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"
They'll always out number you!
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Because once go Mac you never go back.
Because they literally can't even.
Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.