What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity