Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
Want to date hot Russians!
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Because they're so basic.
