Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.
Einsteins
Besides a tiny, brief panic attack
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
Do not touch"
Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what
They are both unlike radicals.
Because they never listen.
A paracetamole!
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
3edgy5me
Good jab.
