Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.