Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.