Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."