What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay