What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*