Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.