Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.