What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

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He couldn't get a date!

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..