What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school