Why do you go to a black mans garage sale?

So you can get all your stuff back.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.