What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Antique Jokes More Antique Jokes

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.